January 2012
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Observations #87
Some people have really unfortunate facial features.
Waking up in the morning 2 hours before you actually need to wake up truly makes me happy. It’s like looking in your McDonald’s to-go bag after eating your ‘meal’ and finding some leftover fries.
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You know you’re spot on about upcoming rap/hip-hop artists when you’re favourite editors (i.e Joe La Puma, NCB etc.) feature/spotlight/write/tweet/blog about such artists (re: A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks etc.).
That awkward moment when you’re staring at someone who you think you know but don’t and the other person thinks you’re checking them out.
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And of course I get super talkative hippie granola chick beside me. I bet she’s thinking “oh great, I get to sit beside a snobby, judgmental asshole who likes material things and Starbucks, ” as I sit here with Fiji water being snobby and judgmental.
I’m really fucking delightful though. Peace Vancouver.
That disappointing moment when you’re waiting for your flight and you’re scoping out the other passengers, and you realize that there are no good looking people on your flight (except yourself, obvs).
December 2011
15 posts
Things I Don't Get #42
Fat people with flat asses. Like, huh?
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On Appearances*
You know when you see someone and they’re so well groomed or put together that you know that they know they’re cute and makes you not want to be nice to them? That’s how I feel everyday on the street/in a store etc.
It’s funny because if I were to see me on the street - 80% of the time - I would want to punch myself.
*As taught by Nicole Richie
Slowly but surely
American GQ is becoming a joke. And that’s a shame.
November 2011
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On Sales
I like expensive things. But it’s not like I pick out expensive things on purpose, it’s just that whatever I pick turns out to be expensive, you know? And due to my current financial situation (AKA: semi-broke-not-really-financially-responsible recent graduate), I cannot afford such items. Whenever I see the word “SALE” at shops I feel a sense of duty. Like, “Yo Troy,...
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On Education
Whenever I talk with someone who’s pursuing a degree/diploma at a post-secondary institution but NOT at Canada’s top ranked university (in all fields)* I need to rub it in their faces that I have.
Par exemple (see, smart right?):
Me: “Well you know, I do have an Honours B.A in which I majored in architecture - focusing on the theories and criticism of the medium - as well as...
“Friendship is important. But remember that we are all alone in the universe....”
October 2011
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Yesterday, I legitimately ran to shop at a Nudie...
Worth running out of breath for
Worth running into traffic for
Worth feeling guilty for.
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My Saturday Evening is Spent Doing This Allllllll...
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I've said it a katrillion times, and I'll say it...
BEYONCE IS AMAZING!
avedanke:
Angelea // ANTM: All-Stars
“Whatever,...